[Repost] Wife is driving a deathtrap

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 04/20/2016 at 00:09 • Filed to: You fool!

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Anyway I just revealed my name and address which was fucking idiotic. Deleted photo then deleted the post altogether (you can do that?). I’m sure you’re all disappointed that I’m not a real space lobster and have a peculiar name.

So as I was saying, Takata gon’ hurt mah wife, puppy, cats, Celica, French toast.

Shoop > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:11

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Rip my comment

I got the same letter a year ago, and as far as I know, they still don't have the parts

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Shoop 04/20/2016 at 00:12

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UGHHHH

d15b > Shoop 04/20/2016 at 00:13

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That, fucking sucks.

Die-Trying > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:13

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we’re all somebody to someone, and we all live somewhere. not a big deal. it’d take a SMALL person to try and use that against you.

d15b > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:14

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You know what you gotta do...get rid of it.

for Michigan > Die-Trying 04/20/2016 at 00:14

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There are a lot of small people on the internet.

Shoop > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:15

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And Hey, look, my airbag lights on anyway...

Toby F., Manager > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:16

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Don’t worry, your info is safe with me. I also don’t remember it (if I did, it still would be safe).

Hope your airbag issue is resolved swiftly.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:16

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Didn’t even know you had a name. I sort of thought you were like Cleverbot.

PatBateman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:20

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I didn't see the original post with your name in it. Please put the pic back up so I may stalk you.

TheHondaBro > for Michigan 04/20/2016 at 00:20

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Die-Trying > for Michigan 04/20/2016 at 00:21

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these things you speak of are true.......

scoob > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 00:24

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bear hands*

scoob > PatBateman 04/20/2016 at 00:25

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Seconded.

46and2aheadofme > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:26

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Wife’s M3 got the same letter a couple months ago so I looked online and read about a lot of people that got the same letter and have been waiting a long time. Like, a year plus. Parts still not available. So... ¯\_()_/¯ as the kids say.

for Michigan > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 00:27

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Needs more caps.

Also a few pointless and elsewhere-negated censored expletives.

And your punctuation is way too good.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:30

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So you’re telling me you are not a humanoid lobster with a toyota pickup? Don’t worry about the name even archduke showed his name on a trophy once, for a while I thought he was only almight mod entity. I’m highly convinced though that Scoob is a walking soft serve poop on a cone that walks the streets of NYC at night.

Die-Trying > scoob 04/20/2016 at 00:30

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navy seals AND marine corps...... gorilla warfare...... guy should be worried

scoob > Die-Trying 04/20/2016 at 00:31

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Dude’s a savage.

TheHondaBro > for Michigan 04/20/2016 at 00:32

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Navy SEALS. Can’t settle for bad grammar, fam.

TheHondaBro > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/20/2016 at 00:33

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My true name is Neil Fairbanks.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman 04/20/2016 at 00:34

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NO

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 00:35

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Neil is not Harold. Harold is Harold, though.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > d15b 04/20/2016 at 00:36

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Yeah right. That was the most expensive rebadged Corolla hatchback on the planet. It’s a forever car.

PatBateman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:36

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Spoil sport. “Oh, look at me!! I’m Dr. Zoidberg and I’m too good for a stalker!”

You're being a dick, bro-ham.

Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:37

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Someones getting a new life insurance policy.

My wife is also driving a death trap, but not for the air bag. Her 2011 Elantra just got a recall done 3 weeks ago for the front coil springs. Fast forward to today, while driving to town, she heard a bang followed by a rubbing noise and burn rubber smell.

Her driver’s side front coil spring snapped. And it snapped right where they applied the recall’s fix. Hyundai’s fix here in Canada is to simply apply a rubber boot on the bottom of the spring. In the states they seem to replace them. http://www.carcomplaints.com/news/2015/hyun…

I called the dealer and they told me they are only replacing the broken spring, and that I have to get the car towed to them.

I went to the dealer and told them that they will tow the car, and replace both springs. They ended up towing the car and gave my wife a loaner sonata.

DrJohannVegas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:39

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Coulda had cookies. Your loss.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 00:40

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Yeah and I’m Art Vandelay.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DrJohannVegas 04/20/2016 at 00:41

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I could stand to lay off the sugars, or do you not remember my Starburst post

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > for Michigan 04/20/2016 at 00:41

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There sure are.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 04/20/2016 at 00:42

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Are you familiar with Kramerica Industries as well?

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:47

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Yes and I did the new extension on the Guggenheim didn’t take me long.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:53

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Could be worse, the bastards at the Toyota dealership refuse to remove the deathtrap Takata airbags in the Matrix despite a recall.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/20/2016 at 00:54

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That sounds illegal?

DrJohannVegas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:54

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I see it now. I’m like that with sour candy, so I feel your pain.

Hot Takes Salesman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 00:58

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Let me tell you, airbag shrapnel is definite bad seasoning for space lobsters.

6Cylinder > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 01:15

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“So you might die but I guess we will get around to fixing that whenever” is what I read.

Sam > TheHondaBro 04/20/2016 at 01:45

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Secretly, I'm Lewis Hamilton. McMike makes me cry myself to sleep every night.

Sam > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 01:47

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Don’t worry about the name and stuff. My username is my real name (seriously, most people just think I’m making a joke about using drugs), and I’m sure only a little bit of digging could probably track down my address, but so far I haven’t been murdered.

Also, I wonder how long until all the auto manufacturers’ contracts with Takata run out and the whole company goes under? Because I'm pretty sure that is the only reason they are still in business.

Svend > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 01:50

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No worries. I knew where you lived anyway.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 01:59

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It doesn’t even state on the safercar.gov website that the Matrix is being recalled. http://www-odi.nhtsa.dot.gov/owners/SearchR…

Meanwhile, the dickheads at Toyota only are releasing the recalls on “high humidity locations”. I don’t live in Florida, but I still would not like metal shards coming out of the air bags. https://techinfo.toyota.com/techInfoPortal…

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 04/20/2016 at 02:04

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Well that does sound pretty awful. But GM doesn’t have a timetable for replacements so we are effectively in the same predicament. GM acknowledging the problem isn’t good enough. Guess I’m on the waitlist.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 04:47

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You wouldn’t be getting this problem if she drove an old Toyota ;)

Rico > Sam 04/20/2016 at 07:33

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Outside of the usual weed jokes that’s a strong last name you go there though.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/20/2016 at 07:41

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The Takata debacle still blows me mind.....I am REALLY glad nobody I know is driving anything that has Takata bags (we coincidentally all have Korean cars, and the 2013 Ford Focus and the older Volvo C70 two of my friends own both seem unaffected)......well....my friend’s 2014 Mazda 3 might have them, I guess, but there doesn’t seem to be a recall for it here in Canada?